How To Flirt: A step by step guide by Stellar Sweetheart

Hi everyone!

Sorry my last two posts have been lacking, this one's gonna make up for them BIG TIME.
So, I could just tell you a thing that happened to me. Or, I could put it in a how-to format.
So here that is.
I am a virtuoso of flirting- I've mastered the complex, difficult art. I know exactly what to do, and I can charm boys at the drop of a hat.

Sadness and Voxtrot.

Hey everyone!

I've got a story to tell, and I'd say it's pretty important.
In order to tell it, I need you to picture a situation.

Yo hey!

Ladies and Gentleman,

I present...
Hello.
I know, I know, I've been totally not posting for like two months and I'm sorry :(
I've been super busy.
I've had a shit ton of well..shit to deal with.
Since my last post, my teachers have totally upped the homework that I have, giving me no time.
In addition to that, I'm running for a position in my youth group.
In YET addition to that, there is boy.
We can discuss boy later.
Or never.
Heh.
ANYWAY.

The Day We Were Princesses.

Ladies and Gentleman...

I absolutely love my Spanish period. I've known spanish since I was little- my grandmother speaks Spanglish, Yiddish, and just a little Turkish. Growing up around her, I became pretty able to understand and speak a little bit of everything. Entering my new school, I realized there were some pretty big gaps in my Spanish education, so I'm retaking my Spanish. It's really easy for me- I started the Divergent series (and finished it!) wrote a story on notecards, and drew a bunch of stuff since September, all in this class. The teacher is really chill, so that makes it easier. Now, I can tell you guys some of the crazy stuff that's been happening.

Updation of the Sweetheart Family.

Hi everyone!

I was looking through my old posts, and I saw one I did about my family. I thought maybe I'd do an update! I did four drawings- I'll explain each one.

Quickly.

So I don't have time for introductions- my time is limited. I've been grounded by Hippy Daddy and Maniac Mama for a series of bad decisions. Blog viewers, don't go away- I'll be back soon. For now, I've got to sneak in time to blog- a lot of stuff has happened. I'm sure stuff you'd find funny. I'll do bullet points.

Pranks.

Quick post, I've got to run in about 15 minutes, but I had a great laugh today over a prank I thought I'd share.

So, for the past day, I've been calling Lover Boy "Phyllis". I wander through the house, yelling Phyllis in different voices, and last night I went in and said "goodnight Phyllis!"
Today, since I didn't see him before school and before work, I saw him around seven. I went to ask him something and called him Phyllis. He responded with "If you call me Phyllis again I'm going to pee on you." Of course, this only exacerbated my Phyllis calling. I tweeted this: