How To Flirt: A step by step guide by Stellar Sweetheart

Hi everyone!

Sorry my last two posts have been lacking, this one's gonna make up for them BIG TIME.
So, I could just tell you a thing that happened to me. Or, I could put it in a how-to format.
So here that is.
I am a virtuoso of flirting- I've mastered the complex, difficult art. I know exactly what to do, and I can charm boys at the drop of a hat.

Sadness and Voxtrot.

Hey everyone!

I've got a story to tell, and I'd say it's pretty important.
In order to tell it, I need you to picture a situation.

Yo hey!

Ladies and Gentleman,

I present...
Hello.
I know, I know, I've been totally not posting for like two months and I'm sorry :(
I've been super busy.
I've had a shit ton of well..shit to deal with.
Since my last post, my teachers have totally upped the homework that I have, giving me no time.
In addition to that, I'm running for a position in my youth group.
In YET addition to that, there is boy.
We can discuss boy later.
Or never.
Heh.
ANYWAY.

The Day We Were Princesses.

Ladies and Gentleman...

I absolutely love my Spanish period. I've known spanish since I was little- my grandmother speaks Spanglish, Yiddish, and just a little Turkish. Growing up around her, I became pretty able to understand and speak a little bit of everything. Entering my new school, I realized there were some pretty big gaps in my Spanish education, so I'm retaking my Spanish. It's really easy for me- I started the Divergent series (and finished it!) wrote a story on notecards, and drew a bunch of stuff since September, all in this class. The teacher is really chill, so that makes it easier. Now, I can tell you guys some of the crazy stuff that's been happening.

Updation of the Sweetheart Family.

Hi everyone!

I was looking through my old posts, and I saw one I did about my family. I thought maybe I'd do an update! I did four drawings- I'll explain each one.

Quickly.

So I don't have time for introductions- my time is limited. I've been grounded by Hippy Daddy and Maniac Mama for a series of bad decisions. Blog viewers, don't go away- I'll be back soon. For now, I've got to sneak in time to blog- a lot of stuff has happened. I'm sure stuff you'd find funny. I'll do bullet points.

Pranks.

Quick post, I've got to run in about 15 minutes, but I had a great laugh today over a prank I thought I'd share.

So, for the past day, I've been calling Lover Boy "Phyllis". I wander through the house, yelling Phyllis in different voices, and last night I went in and said "goodnight Phyllis!"
Today, since I didn't see him before school and before work, I saw him around seven. I went to ask him something and called him Phyllis. He responded with "If you call me Phyllis again I'm going to pee on you." Of course, this only exacerbated my Phyllis calling. I tweeted this:

Family Dinners.

Hey everyone!

I thought I might do a post that reflected why I originally started the blog- to kind of keep a diary of stuff that happens to me.
And well, a lot happens to me.
I may add illustrations later, but we'll start with a story about Hippy Daddy.

My Fashion.

Shoutout to that anon that commented on my last post, this one's for you!

COOOOOOOONTINUUUUUUEEEEDDDD.

Hola mi amigos!

Trying to stay current on the blog, I'd figure I'd write some more.
I've got some pretty good stories, so bear with me as I skip around to tell them.
My current mood right now is kind of pissed.

Much write, very blog

Hey all!

So I haven't written since June 30th. 2013. That's crazy to me, I was so hoping this would be a cool updated blog. Alas, it's not. So here's some stuff that's happened since I last wrote.

Daily Misadventures

Hey everyone!

I've been super busy- I just finished up a week at dance camp and I'm about to start some volunteer work. A lot of funny stuff has been happening, and I know someone out there needs a laugh.

A Day in the Life

Hey.

Ok. I had this idea. Maybe I should write down what my typical day is like? Y'all probably don't care, but I haven't posted in forever. Or I should start posting more. Here goes.
SCHOOL DAY:

What's Up?

Hey everyone!

Wow. It's been a while. I'm nearing the 1,000 views mark and just WOW. I started this blog as a chronicle of my life- when I'm older I want to remember who I was and what I stood for as a teen. Also because let's face it, my life is funny. And bizarre sometimes. So let me tell anyone who reads this what's been going on with me.

One Billion Rising Break the Chain

Hi everyone!

So this is not a normal humor post. On Valentines Day (V-Day) my hippie school skipped math and science to dance in a certain large park after attending a certain rally in front of a certain capitol building.
It. Was. Amazing.
To start off this post, I need a couple facts.

• One in three women will experience domestic violence in her lifetime. 
• Every 12 seconds, a woman is beaten by her husband or boyfriend. 
• Between 3.3 and 10 million children witness domestic violence annually. 

The Dance Post

Holla!

First post of 2013? I think yes. I'm a little lazy late. So here's the update.
As of January 4th, 2013, I started a hip hop class. As of January 20th, I'm 14.
Last night, my school had one of those awkward middle school dances. I figured I should do like a Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide thing, and talk about my dance class.

Halloween.

Ladies and Gents,

It's time to talk of my halloween. It was freaky and awesome and overall hilarious.
Let's begin with the people and the costumes. I went trick or treating with Veganana (She's vegan, and she likes banana's. She runs a food blog here.) and our other friend The French Actress, aka TFA. TFA went as a cereal killer- basically she pinned cereal box fronts to her clothes, carried a knife and broken handcuffs, and spattered herself with fake blood. I hang out with some pretty clever people. I'm not quite sure what Veganana was, but it involved a cape that got caught in a bunch of stuff and a witch hat. I went as a ballerina princess in a neon purple tutu and a silver crown. I just wanted to wear the tutu, I've been waiting all year. Anyway.

Concerts.

Stellar Sweetheart here,

Long time no post, eh?
I'm a busy little bee.
So, I realized I need to start posting more.
I got me a fancy little computer, so why am I procrastinating?
My new friend from school also reads this now, her blog is great... go follow Her!
Anyway.

New School Year.

Ladies and Gents,

It's that time of year again. Early morning traffic starts up again, that one weird but horrible cold starts spreading, and concerned mothers douse their poor kids in lice poison.

Write on my Wall!

Bloggers and Bloggee's,

I have created a wall for the sole purpose of writing on. Write ideas for post, (constructive) criticism, requests, shootouts, whatever. JUST WRITE ON IT! I would absolutely LOVE hearing from you creepers who show up on my blog monitor but just silently go away.
the link.
xoxo,
Stellar Sweetheart