Facebook Guide.

Fe's and Males,

This post is about those awful people on Facebook.
You know the ones who post constantly about the dumbest things.
There is this ONE FREAKING GIRL who will not stop posting pictures of herself with cheesy captions and duck lips, and constant status updates.

Beauty Standards

Stello's and Stella's,

This post is a time when I'm going to be serious. I'm not usually serious, but this is important.

Society is fucked up.

Short. Petite. Tiny. Fun Sized.

I need to write a post.
And It's going to be a serious one.
I'm 4 foot 10.
My predicted height is supposed to be....drumroll please...

Updating.

Bows and Bow Ties,

I need to update. I have a funny story for today. And a disturbing new trend in my life.
Which first?
The story. Okay!